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Potpourri and Paranoia 9oz Soy Candle
Potpourri and Paranoia 9oz Soy Candle
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Potpourri and Paranoia 9oz Soy Candle
Description:
For those moments when everything smells great but feels just a little… off, the Potpourri and Paranoia soy candle is here to set the tone. With a bouquet of subtle aromas (and a hint of existential dread), this candle pairs perfectly with late-night overthinking and second-guessing all your life choices. Light it up, let the sweet scent fill the air, and embrace the delightful unease—because who doesn’t love a little chaos with their calm?
Features:
- Hand-poured with eco-friendly, non-toxic soy wax for a clean, smooth burn
- Choose from eight paranoia-calming scents:
- White Sage & Lavender: For when you need to sage the bad vibes
- Apple Harvest: Sweet enough to distract you from your worries
- Cinnamon Vanilla: Comforting, with just a hint of spice to keep you guessing
- Christmas Warmth: Cozy enough to make you forget what you were anxious about
- Clean Cotton: So fresh, it feels like a mental reset
- Atlantis Whisper: Mysterious and soothing, like the secrets of the deep
- Coconut Cream and Cardamom: Exotic, creamy, and suspiciously calming
- Unscented: Because sometimes paranoia doesn’t need a scent
- Long-lasting burn time: 50-60 hours of aromatic overthinking
- Reusable glass jar, perfect for storing your worries when the candle’s done
- Proudly assembled in the USA
Candle Care:
- Burn within sight and on a sturdy surface (because who knows who's watching)
- Keep away from children, pets, and anything flammable—like your wildest fantasies
- Trim wick to ¼ inch before each burn for optimal performance (and fewer things to stress about)
The Potpourri and Paranoia candle: because it’s okay to feel uneasy as long as it smells amazing. Light it, sniff it, and maybe stop checking the window every five minutes. Order yours today!
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